And with that any punk rock points that ever existed were removed from the ledger, annihilated by a distressing number of suburban resident points.  After downloading the Economist Audio Edition(SHUT UP ABOUT PAUL RYAN HE IS A HACK) and putting it on my phone, I mowed my yard while I listened to it.  Following mowing my yard came the final nail in the coffin.  I opened my garage door with my automatic garage door opener, backed my car into the driveway, and my son and I washed my car in front of my house.  For the second time.